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jon favreau. from "top gear," rutledge wood. and music from big talk. with cleto and thecletones. and now, right on time, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. helio everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanan for watching. thank you for coming. in your house. we have to do this quick. my parents will be back in an hour so -- who in our studio audience came here to escape the hell eish temperatures that sat has inflicted on the rest of the thu nation this week? there's a little break in the

heat wave today. much like our horny ex-governor, will be back. this heat wave is going on longer than zsa zsa gabor's death. it's -- too soon? or not soon enough? i'm not sure. they set heat records in virginia and new jersey over the weekend. poor snooki melted. [ laughter ] nothing left but a drunk orange puddle. very sad. fortunately for the people in their homemade incredible hulk costume, the temperatures in san diego for comic con over the weekend were in the 70s. more than 120,000 aliens and storm troopers descended on san diego this weekend with set to awkward social interaction. comic con is lake a gay parade for people with no sexual orientation. the thousands of colorful characters make for great local news coverage. >> where else but comic con can you stand atathe feet of a

20-foot tall transformer named optimus prime? or see a grown man dressed as kung fu panda? >> that's kung f f panda expres. you know, there's a myth that says most of the people who go to comic con are needs, virgin nerds who live in their parent's basement it is and only contact with women is at the drive-through window at burger king. that's not true. many different types go to comic con. some of them are quite smooth with the ladies. thank you very much. what's the weirdest question someone's come up and asked you? >> you're know, you're the only one who's actually talked to me today. >> jimmy: you know what? if you can't talk to telia from "he man"n" at comic con, is the any hope you will ever talk t a girl at any place? meanwhile, the kung fu panda guy was barraged so -- here's a guy who didn't show up in costume but did design his wardrobe to

meet director steven spielberg.. >> the most entertaining moment of the panel was thihi fan wearing a t thirt reading, if possible, i would like to meet steven spielberg and shake his hand was actually called to the stage. he took picture and did just that, shook hands with spielberg himself. what was it like? >> that was awesome. i, i -- yeah, i didn't expect that to actually happen. i knew you're not supposed to ask anything like that. next thing i know, he said, come on up. i'm like, okay. >> jimmy: it's a dangerous precedent to set. because you know next year he's going to show up in a shirt that says, if possible, i'd like to have sex with megan fox. san diego was the only place celebrating this weekend. did anyone else get gay married over the weekend? just me? yeah? as of yesterday, same-sex marriage is now legal in the state of new york. and i'd like to send congratulations to longtime couple, the statue of liberty and her new wife mrs. butter

worth's. tied the knot. they combined their last name. now known as the liber-worth seas. the first same-sex couple were also some of the oldest. 76-year-old phyllis segal and 86-year-old connie. they promised to love and cherish each other until months do they part. honeymooning at the hometown buffff right now. tonight, that neck brace comes off. [ applause ] in other gay marriage news -- no thanks to president obama who had the audacity to interrupt it, the second to last episode of "the bachelorette" tonight. who would ever guess these two would wind up together? >> today was perfect. that's why i have this dwrgrin know, being able to take that u even further would be very nice. >> you're, like an interesting

person. there's a lot to you. i think it would be fun to -- one day and just have fun with it. >> i want to spend the rest of my life with you. just kind of going for it. do you feel the same way? >> definitely. >> jimmy: wow. cute couple. get them to new york immediately. [ applause ] tonight ashley was in fiji where she narrowed it down to two. ben and j.p. a guy named constantine actually eliminated himself. supposedly for religious purposes. he's part of a weird religion that frowns on sharing your mate with 25 other guys on a television show. the president interrupted the show tonight. it's like he doesn't care about ashley at all. obama decided to address the nation on the subject of a looming budget crisis. he gave a detailed explanation of the importance of raising the debt ceiling. then john boehner came in and gave his rebuttal.

then we got back just in time to see ben put his tongue in ashley's mouth so it worked out well. this debate about the debt ceiling has been going on for week. and now it's dissolved in john and kate gosling fighting over who gets the toaster oven. but the good news is a far more important negotiation came to an end today. after 4 1/2 month, the nfl players and owners have finally reached an agreement to end the lockout so -- [ applause ] close one, you know -- [ applause ] a lot of you guys would have been forced to spend sundays with your families this year. the philadelphia eaglelere that considering signing brett favre to come out of retirement again to play backup for michael vick. vick even tweeted it would be an honor to have favre as a backup. and favre tweeted back his penis so -- keep an eye -- a close eye on that. [ applause ] you thought that ended with

anthony weiner, didn't you? elsewhere in the world of sports, in the nationwide federated auto parts 300 in lebanon, tennessee -- it rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? the pastor of the family baptist church in nashville said the prerace prayer. i don't know if god is selling advertising time now or what but if he is he definitely picked the right guy to sell it. >> heavenly father, we thank you tonight for all your bleleings you said in all things give thanks. so we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. thank you for the dodges and the toyotas. thank you for the fords and most of all we thank you for roush and yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. thank you for gm performance technology and ro-7 engines. thank you for sunoco racing fuel and goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. lord, i want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, lisa,

emma, or as we like to call them, the little es. may they put on a performance worthy of this great track. in jesus name, boogety, boogety, booge boogety, amen. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pretty good. i would go to church a lot more frequently if i knew he was going to be there. there was a major upset in wrestling last weekend, if -- well, if that's possible. my cousin sal has a 6-year-old son named archie who loves the wwe. and in particular, archie loves john siena who's a wrestler. he even tried to shave his calves like john cena. last week, john cena lost his title to his arch enemy. archie was devastated. he cried himself to sleep. it was very sad. he hates this guy c.m. punk. all we heard about the whole

week leading up was c.m. punk. we concocted a plan to have c.n. punk show up at archie's house with his championship belt and -- well, here's how that went. >> like this. or this, and he can go -- >> yes, uh-huh -- >> well, well, well. don't get up, archie. you playing with your wrestling toys, are you? >> no. >> no, you're not? i see a john cena. where's your c.m. punk action figure, archie? >> i lost it. >> he lost it. >> please, i'm talking to archie right now. >> okay. >> you lost it? >> uh-huhu >> i know you lost it. you know how i know? >> how? >> because every time a careless little boy like you drop ace c.m. punk action figure, i find out about it. >> oh. >> let me ask you a question, archie, who's your favorite

wrestler? >> john cena. >> i'm number one. i'm the best in the world. john cena is a distant number two. and since my vocabulary far exceeds the lexicon of my current target audience, i'll speak in a language we can all understand here, archie. john cena is poopy. >> okay, if he's that, then you're poopy. >> no, i'm not. >> yes, you are. >> no, i'm not. >> then how come you're small? >> small? look at the size of you. why don't you like me? i'm so much cooler than john cena. >> stealing the belt. >> first of all -- this is a championship title. this is not a belt. this means i'm the best -- >> championship tigtle and it'sa belt. >> it's not a belt. >> it is. >> archie, it's not a belt. >> it is too. >> it's a title. >> it is. >> championship. most coveted prize in sports entertainment. it's not a belt.

i feel like i'm arguing with a 6-year-old. >> i am a 6-year-old. >> just tell him the truth, he just turned 6. yeah. >> so let me get this straight, archie, you think if you and your friends ryan m. and ryan h. cheer for john cena, that that's going to help him beat me? >> john cena might be championship again if ray wins against the miz and then john cena goes against him for a title match, john cena gets the title back. >> the title's right here though. so whatever -- whatever fantasy land you and john cena and rest of the wwe -- >> oh, blah blah blah blah. >> i'll give you a title shot and you can come to chicago, how about that? >> no. >> no? i got a feeling that's exactly whwh john cena's going to say. >> i think if you grab his legs and i grab his arms, we can take him down and we can win the title, all right? >> well, you start. >> all right, on three we'll do it. >> it's two on one -- >> no, wait a second --

>> 12 -- >> wait, stop. >> at, what? you're not too small. you're only as small as you think. >> i don't even have any muscles. >> you have plenty of muscles. you'll be fine. >> crazy. >> come on, john cea, what do you got? >> i am going to get something for a second. >> wait, come here, where are you goinin oh, all right. oh, these are the john cena wrist bands? >> yeah. >> this will help us win? >> maybe. >> all right. good luck, buddy. whatever happens happens. 1, 2, 3. go. get him. go, push him. push. push. >> let me show you how you do it. here, come here, like that. >> oh, archie. >> i'm not gettingng dizzy. >> oh. i t tnk i've proved my point here. >> you stink, john cena is the best. >> you're all talk, archie. >> say good-bye to your belt. >> shh, he left his belt.

that's awesome. you think he's gonna come back? >> is this something for "jimmy kimmel live"? >> quite possibly. yeah. he's not coming back. >> he's coming! >> hey, what are you doing! i forgot this. give this back -- >> i said -- no, i said say good-bye to your belt so you didn't even say it so you didn't even get it. >> first of all, it's not a belt, it's a championship title. >> oh -- >> it's not a belt -- >> blah, blah, blah, blah. >> it's not a trophy. you can't even lift it up. >> i can. >> it weighs more than you do. >> show him, show him. >> okay, you're just going to drag me around i guess. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. nice work, arch. arch. good job, buddy. we got a good show tonight. from "top gear," rutledge wood is with us.

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the film, daniel craig. we'll also be joined by sasha alexander from "rizzoli and isles," and we'll hear music from the features. later this week, olivia wilde, adam beach, harrison ford. music from chris young, and on thursday, lady gaga will be here to chat, sing, and probabay wear something wierd on her head. please don't anyone else ask me -- we have so many ticket requests already. we're shutting down the street behind our theater for a big block party with lady gaga. i'm going to throw her meat dress on the grill. and serve it. [ applause ] it will be delicious. our first guest tonight is as money as they come. he is the director of many fine and lucrative films involving swingers, elves, and iron men. his latest, co-starring daniel craig and harrison ford, is called "cowboys and aliens." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to jon favreau.

[ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. thanks for coming. i know you had a big weekend there at comic con. you were at the premiere of the movie. >> that's right. >> jimmy: had anybody premiered their movie there before? >> not like that. we did a whole like hollywood boulevard-style premiere in san diego. and it's where really my career started taking off when we first showed footage of "ironman." i figured, the movie's coming out, it's a week before the movie came out, we were going to be at comic con. universal, dreamwork, paramount, they all got together and we put on a great showp. we gave away about 1,500 feets to fans. and they got the whole red carpet experience and be first people to see the actual movie. >> jimmy: that's great. a lot of fun.

that's a dangerous place to do it because if they don't like it, they will tell you. >> they'll get online and they will talk about it. they've been online and been talking about it. >> jimmy: they said great things. >> with a movie like "cowboys and aliens," people don't know what to make of it. if it's going to be a a comedy,f it's going to be cool or weird. it's great to have other people they trust. >> jimmy: by people they trust, you mean i.t. guys in bobo d costumes. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i hear you deejayed the after party. >> i did. a guest set. it wasn't a night we premiered, that would have been too nerve-rackckg. but we slipped into a party. and i did a little bit of deejaying. >> jimmy: did you deejay? >> i am deejay -- i i ould be -- if i were to have a name, it would be deejay mid-life crisis. i grew up in q qens in the '80s. thanks to computer technology, i can actually keep a party going.

usually. >> jimmy: what are you go to records? >> go to? >> jimmy: yeah -- >> bobby guerin. no, i do mighty mighty boss tones. >> jimmy: yeah, i've heard of them. [ applause ] >> i do mostly the old rap. the old rap. and the old -- >> jimmy: like run dmc-type rap? >> i'll do some of that. a lot of that stuff. this stuff i think is new and i find out is a golden oldie is the other thing. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> anything i think is new is not so i just go with what i like and if you've -- you know, if you've been around long notch, that when you sit on the toilet you can tell that the water's cold, if you're that age, then you'll love my set. if you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: that's a great poster. that's -- yeah, that's a fun thing to do, right? i mean, it's almost like you're doing something even though you're really kind of not doing anything. >> you mean when you sit on the toilet and the water's cold. >> jimmy: that too. that you can't barely pry me out of there. but no,deejaying.

>> you were a deejay too. >> jimmy: i was for many years. in college. i did parties. i was on the radio. but i did parties and -- >> what was your go to? what did you do with the bar mitzvah circuit? >> jimmy: cool and the gang. >> that's great. still great. >> jimmy: maybe just for me and you. >> i don't care. it's like doing a guest set when you're famous. they'll give you five minutes, grace period, then they're like, where's the jokes? same thing with deejaying. i get away with being mediocre. i met deejay a.m. when we were doing "iron man 2." i learned a lot from t t guy. >> jimmy: taught you how to do this? >> put the thing in your ear and act cool. it's been a hobby of mine ever since. i can't really play much music although -- yeah, let's leave it at that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> it's nice to play record. >> jimmy: you usually give yourself a cameo in these movies. but did not for this one. why not?

>> it would have been distracting i think seeing me. well, we want to create like a real western. then when the aliens come you want to kind of forget you're watching a movie orrou think it's like a classic western. and if i'm running around there like a smacked -- everybody's going to be pointing me out. they made fun of me on "family guy" for putting myself in all my movies. on the "star wars" episode. my kid's watching it. he's like -- and i'm like -- here i think i'm adding value. >> jimmy: damning. >> it was bad. the number one viral video this week though is something called "cowboys and freddie w. "freddie wong is a guy who does viral videos online. i talked to universal. let me just jump into one of his videos. he does a little spoof of "cowboys and aliens." it's been number one. there's a whole other world i'm being exposed to. >> jimmy: you gave yourself a cameo in a freddie wong video. >> that's the level.

it's working great. i'm like a big star on the internet. >> jimmy: really? >> in a movie next to daniel craig and harrison ford, it's like, get away, let me see olivia wilde with her clothes off. >> jimmy: next to freddie wong -- >> elvis. two-hander. >> jimmy: so now you are directing this movie. directing harrison ford. which has got to be a strange thing. i mean, to be telling harrison ford what you think he should do. >> it didn't really work out. it wasn't quite what you're describing. it was more like -- what do you think? where's the camera? i was just soo happy we got him you know, to be honest. me and daniel craig were like schoolgirls when we found out he was going to do the movie. we were just high fiving and chest bump and dananng around in our fluffy slippers. >> jimmy: he's flying in and out of the set in a helicopter that he pipits. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you go in the helicopter? >> i did. i don't like flying too much. i went in there. like, you want to sit up front? i was chewbacca. you know what i mean?

i was like chewbacca. right? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i guess so. >> i was chewbacca when i got in. i was anne heche when i got out though. and it was -- it was -- i was -- let's put it this way, i was keeping the aircraft aloft with my butt cheeks. >> jimmy: really? >> with the suction. i was there j jt helping out -- because it was, you know, he's like -- he does search and he's for real. this beautiful landscape in santa fe. but t ery time he'd ask, we'd all go in there. we'd be like, i can't believe we're in here. i ask him what happens, how can i sit next to you? like, what happens -- if something happens to you, i have my old set of controls, what do i do? he says, if i die, you die. >> jimmy: really? i said, i i didn't say that. he said, it was a shortay to get to that answer. i know what you're thinking.

>> jimmy: steven spielberg is the producer. does he hire you -- >> he hires me. i knew he was awawa of me. inmet him sort of briefly at -- like gwyneth paltrow. i worked with her. apple's birthday party, during "iron man" he was there videotaping which is kind of fun. i put that on my resume. i was in a steven spielberg film. videotaped me. you know the type. it's like at your house with howard stern -- >> jimmy: he came over. >> when i met don rickles there too. you want to not put your foot in your mouth. want to have a nice moment. my moments with steven has always been like a planned don't make an ass of yourself moment. now i was going to meet with him about pitching "cowboys and aliens." i remember going into -- first of all you go into amblin, the heart of the lot. the heart of the universal lot. then amblin which is like this other little jurassic park world in it. then you work your way to his office. past the memorabilia.

the dine sores. all the models. i remember when i was going in to his conference room, alex kurtzman, one of the writer, said, the answer's yes. he said what you're going to ask me, the answer's yes. i go in. waiting for steven to come in. i look up and on the wall, lucite, in a box, is a sled that said rose bed on it. i went is that the -- he said yes. it was like the most famous prop in history from "citizen kain" is up there on the wall. in come steven. you couldn't look anywhere and not be intimidated. i was like, i better just make it about the movie and not think about how intimidating it is. because you tell me ten years ago that i'm going to be in this room, your heart still goes. you're still that guy starting out deep down. >> jimmy: yeah. >> when we got into ideas, he's the most enthusiastic guy in the world. after we're done with the meeting, i start to loosen up. then he's like, just got a new

print of this. you want to check it out?t? yeah, i could juggle things. i could arrangege that. and sure enough, he takes some of the writers, the producers and myself, five of us, and he's sitting. david is there. he sits behind us in this big theater on the studio lot. puts up this restored print. talks us through the whole movie and shows us shot for shot. gives us a commentary. >> jimmy: did you tell him shh? i'm trying to watch the movie steven. >> i was trying not to turn around and watch him. i was like this and the -- like when i take my 5-year-old to the movie. she gets on her knees and stares at the person behind us. i'm like, that's not socially acceptable, honey. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break. when we come back, you'll give us a little glimpse of the alien itself. >> a tease maybe. >> jimmy: a tease. >> it's not -- we're not really releasing the actual alien. >> jimmy: that's a hell of a way to tease things. you learn nothing from steven. >> i don't date much anymore.

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>> jimmy: yeah, that was the alien right there. jon favreau is with us. "cowboys and aliens" opens on friday. [ applause ] what a thrill it's got to be to see your own work like that. by the way this is from "entertainment weekly." a pretty great photo. it's daniel craig, harrison ford and you on a pony. >> me on horse. you know what happened, i ven't seen harrison when we're shooting that. during the press junket. they brought me a bunch of cowboy hats to wear. i tried one on. harrison said, no, not that one. i said, harrison what do you think of this one? i turned around and he said, did you bring a yarmulke? that was how dynamic on the set. there is somebody with "cowboys and aliens" shirt from comic con a year ago. thank you for representing

there. [ applause ] >> jimmy: unfortunately she hasn't changed since then. there's a lot of excitement. know it's going to be a huge blockbuster film. why shouldn't it be? you're facing the biggest challenge of your life on wednesday night. >> yes. >> jimmy: right here as you take on directing this show. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you ready for this? >> i'm following in some big foot steps. john green. tarantino. j.j. abrams. am i forgetting anyone? >> jimmy: who am i forgetting? we've had -- who? bobcat. bobcat goldthwait. >> i'll be somewhere in the middle there. >> jimmy: we have some surprises. >> i'll be the most surprised of anyone. >> jimmy: i was asking you -- >> i was just meeting with your crack team. it sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun. >> jimmy: if you need any aliens, by the way, we have one available too.

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rutledge wood. [ applause ] >> hi, guys. >> jimmy: i think you're the first rutledge i've ever met. >> there's not a lot of us. a lot of people think it's my last name. i'm supposed to bebe named afte john rutledge that signed the constitution but i never met him so i don't. >> jimmy: i would think not. maybe one day though if you're good. >> fingers are crossed. he was probably nice. >> jimmy: probably? he signed the constitution. he's got to be in heaven, right? >> yeah. i'm going to ask him what the deal is with john hancock. they had to have thought, this guy's a bit of a show-off. >> jimmy: definitely. >> even back then, not very nice. >> jimmy: it's like when somebody signs your cast and they sign it way too big. >> that's not cool. >> jimmy: john hancock was a bit of a peacock in a way. >> i agree entirely. >> jimmy: where you from? >> grew up in alabama. lived in peach tree city,

georgia, since i was 15. which is a golfing community. we have 100 miles of golf cart path. if we were at my house and wanted to go toodinner, we'd just get on a golf cart. >> really? that's great. >> it's like "the truman show." it's still r rlly fun. you can just go places. when you're 15, you can have a golf cart. so we made national news because kids were getting into golf cart traffic jams on the way to high school. >> jimmy: really? >> which sounds weird i realize saying that in l.a. it's actually kind of cool, you know? >> jimmy: i would think so. golf carts are always fun. they're more fun than golf. >> golf carts are the best part of golf. that's the only reason i'd go with my dad when i was a kid. >> jimmy: like do you go on dates in them? how does it work? >> well, assuming you're not me in high school, yes. i one time went on what i thought wallace a date so i got really excited. i cleaned the golf cart up. i armor alled everything. and i went to pick up this girl. her name was maggie. she brought a friend.

clearly not the same kind of date i thought it was. she sat on the back. someone threw a firecracker. i slam on the brakes. i didn't throw her off the back but the armor all helped me remove the golf cart from underneath her. that didn't work out very well. >> jimmy: that's one way to get rid of the third wheel i guess, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, are you an automotive expert professional, et cetera? >> i've just kind of always been into cards. my dad grew up on route 66. so i'm just always loved cars. i've had 53 or 54 of them. >> jimmy: really? >> it doesn't mean i've had that many nice cars. >> jimmy: 53 or 54 cars? >> yeah. sometimes it's tough because i've had such crappy cars. like i was on the way to ask my father-in-lala-- my father-in-law was a jeweler. i had to ask him to make the ring for my wife. i took a $200 car to get there and it broke down on the way. you have the split second where, like, holy crap, maybe this is not the right path for me. then i remembered i paid $200

for the car. everything's fine. don't panic. i called my mom. she came and picked me up on the side of the interstate. >> jimmy: i'm still wrestling with the you buying the engagement ring from your own fiance's father. >> he owns a jewelry store in peach tree city. so i had to ask him like three months ahead of time if i could marry her because he had to make the ring. >> and i'll blame it on "meet the parents." we had watched that a lot. i was so nervous when i asked him. hey, i'd like to marry your daughter. and i said in there quoting the movie, she's a real tomcat. not knowing -- not knowing there was a sexual connotation to go along with that. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i basically tell him, hey, your daughter, she's a real tomcat. >> jimmy: what did you think you were saying? >> i thought i was saying she's so lovely and well spirited. i just want to spend the rest of my life with her. luckily i think he heard the right thing. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. >> and said yes. then he made the ring. oh, that was -- i was brutal. so i quit quoting movies in

important things in my life from that point on. >> jimmy: this has got to be lake a dream job for you. on "top geear." you race all over. not just on racetracks. >> we shot in griffin, georgia. it's adam from escue me." very funny guy. tanner faus, incredible race car driver. tanner and i were in a red viper shooting in griffin, georgia. tiny little town. the cops always go out with us. tell people, head's up, we're going to be doing some shooting here. knocked on doors. told people in one -- not the best part of town. they said, there's going to be a helicopt helicopter. real loud. we come flying down the runnin street screaming at us. it's a little off-putting at first. they're saying things like, are ya'll looking for ray ray? they're looking for ray ray. they turn around and go back in the house. so you don't know what to think. the cops were great. but they said, man if we had

called somebody at the sewage treatment plant, we had to put a screen in, you wouldn't believe how many drugs people flushed. they thought it was the wreckening. big stuff happening. >> jimmy: there must have been great relief for ray ray. >> ray ray has got a strong support network. >> jimmy: he's one of the top guys down there. >> that's what i've heard. >> jimmy: it's very nice to meet you. congratulations s on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: history channel, sunday nights, 10:00. rutledge wood, everybody. be right back with big talk. [ male announcer ] brace yourself for the big, bold taste

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